Read + Write + Report
Home | Start a blog | About Orble | FAQ | Sites | Writers | Advertise | My Orble | Login

Rogue Assassin - It's War On The Streets

August 6th 2008 01:46
Rouge Assassin / War Movie Posters


If there's one thing I can't stand about films... Then I wouldn't be a very good critic. However, there is something that this particular film does that really rides on my nerves... When someone decides that it would be a good idea to give a movie more than one title, and depending on where in the world you are situated will depend on which version you are treated to. It's a small niggling little thing I know, but it makes finding that film an annoying task if you happened to end up with the less popular of the two titles. And seeing as I need to access these sorts of things myself in order to give you all the best detailed review I can, it makes my job just that little bit harder. So thank you Lionsgate. Thank you for annoying me before the film even started. Just so you know, since it was the version I watched, I shall be referring to the movie as Rouge Assassin from here on out.


Now, I spent the better part of my morning watching this film. And two words sum it up nicely... Jason Statham. Have you ever seen Transporter 1 or 2? Crank? How about Chaos? Their defining and connecting features? They all star Jason Statham, and he plays almost exactly the same character in all of them. And Rouge Assassin is no different. After having seen both The Forbidden Kingdom and Rogue Assassin, I'm noticing that Jet Li is starting to act as more of a supporting character in his newer films, always playing to the style of the actor's he is working with, and seldom bringing his own bag of tricks to the set. It doesn't feel so much like he's leaching off their talent, as it feels almost like he's afraid that they will leach off his. It's almost interesting enough to warrant going and seeing this film, if only to witness this strange phenomenon.


Rouge Assassin / War (Jet Li)
If you're waiting for him to flip out and do something awesome, you'll be waiting most of the movie...


Well I'm 2 paragraphs in and I haven't started talking about the movie itself... So let's cut the crap and get this train wreck a rollin. Rogue Assassin follows the exploits of FBI agent Jack Crawford (Jason Statham) as he tries to hunt down the ever elusive expert Yakuza assassin who goes only by the name Rouge (Jet Li). Things are kicked off after his partner, Tom Lone (Terry Chen), and Tom's family are murdered by the infamous Rouge, a man they thought they had killed. Jack finds Rouge's signature weapon at the scene of the crime... Bullets with titanium shells & depleted uranium slugs. Three years pass before Rouge re-emerges, and the chase is on, while Rouge himself has a hidden agenda of his own, pushing all the right buttons on both the Yakuza and the Triads.

The movie's fairly mediocre. A lot of it has been done before and usually done better. Statham's character is the same one we always see, and his story is straight out of a movie making hand book. Good cop looses his partner, buries himself in his work, thus loosing his family and leaving him to focus only on his target. Thank god they didn't also add a subplot about him refusing a new partner, or I would have had to condemn the movie right there. All the other police characters are bland and under developed, leaving me to have no real reason to care when any one of them catches a stray bullet and dies dramatically. Though it seems that director Philip Atwell realized this, because none of the films characters seem to care either.

Most of the character development strangely enough seems to go to the films villains, although their motives are never really explored. They get more screen time than anyone else (aside perhaps Li and Statham), but they never really do anything with that time. They essentially just set the scene that they are the leaders of the Yakuza and the Triads, and they're both trying to get their hands on some golden horses for no reason deemed interesting enough to be given an explanation. This reads fairly weakly to me, but hey, I already knew that I wasn't watching golden cinema by this point.

Rouge Assassin / War (Jet Li & Jason Statham)
It's Jason Statham just... Doing what he does...


The only really likable character is the entire film is the Triad boss's daughter, who has all of 5 lines in the film, but is the only one introduced who didn't then give sour looks, sound irritable, or in general be unpleasant to someone else. Tom Lone's family also get an honorable mention for not living long enough to be unpleasant.

The Verdict: If you absolutely love everything Jason Statham, including a ton of action sequences, a mandatory chase sequence every 10 minutes, and at least one woman randomly undressing for no apparent reason and then leaving the room, than this is the film for you. If however, you'd rather a little more sustenance than this, I recommend you look elsewhere. Whilst the end twist is unexpected, it hardly makes up for an entire movie of mediocrity.
56
Vote
Shared on


   
Subscribe to this blog 


Just this blog This blog and DailyOrble (recommended)

   

   

   


Comments
2 Comments. [ Add A Comment ]

Comment by Cibbuano

August 6th 2008 02:16
Stratham was ok when he was one of the crew in Guy Ritchie movies, but headlining all these modern action movies? Tiring...

Comment by Maverik

August 6th 2008 02:29
I thought he was fairly decent the first one or two times he did it. But he's become so type cast that I just don't really care anymore. I'm left wondering if he might have made something of himself if he just put in a little more effort and chose his films with a little more discretion.

Add A Comment

To create a fully formatted comment please click here.


CLICK HERE TO LOGIN | CLICK HERE TO REGISTER

Name or Orble Tag
Home Page (optional)
Comments
Bold Italic Underline Strikethrough Separator Left Center Right Separator Quote Insert Link Insert Email
Notify me of replies
Notify extra people about this comment
Is this a private comment?
List the Email Addresses or Orble Tags of the people you would like to be notified about this comment


One per line max of 30

List the Email Addresses or Orble Tags of the people you would like to be notified about this private comment thread. Only the people in this list will be able to see or reply to your comment.


One per line max of 30

Your Name
(for the email going out to the above list, it can be different to your Orble Tag)
Your Email Address
(optional)
(required for reply notification)
Submit
More Posts
4 Posts
3 Posts
1 Posts
15 Posts dating from August 2007
Email Subscription
Receive e-mail notifications of new posts on this blog:
0
Moderated by Maverik
Copyright © 2006 2007 2008 On Topic Media PTY LTD. All Rights Reserved. Design by Vimu.com.
On Topic Media ZPages: Sydney |  Melbourne |  Brisbane |  London |  Birmingham |  Leeds     [ Advertise ] [ Contact Us ] [ Privacy Policy ]